[C++知识库]c++坑人小游戏

#include<bits/stdc++.h>
#include<conio.h>
#include<windows.h>
using namespace std;

void close()
{
	HWND hwnd = GetConsoleWindow();
	HMENU hmenu = GetSystemMenu(hwnd, false);
	RemoveMenu(hmenu, SC_CLOSE, MF_BYCOMMAND);
	LONG style = GetWindowLong(hwnd, GWL_STYLE);
	style &= ~(WS_MINIMIZEBOX);
	SetWindowLong(hwnd, GWL_STYLE, style);
	SetWindowPos(hwnd, HWND_TOP, 0, 0, 0, 0, SWP_NOMOVE | SWP_NOSIZE);
	ShowWindow(hwnd, SW_SHOWNORMAL);
	DestroyMenu(hmenu);
	ReleaseDC(hwnd, NULL);

}

void ff()
{
	cout<<"其实不会关机..."; 
}

int main()
{
	system("color F0");
	cout<<"作为一个砖业坑人好几年的作者，今天，我又来坑人了！"<<endl;
	cout<<"偷偷告诉你，按下a可以触发下一条"<<endl; 
	int ch[100]={0};
	ch[0] = _getch();
	if (ch[0]==97)
	{
		cout<<"system(\"start\")?"<<endl;
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<"呵呵，这都是老招数了";
		Sleep(2000);
		close();
		cout<<endl<<"新招数:找不同(找不到就关机,不要关闭控制台)"<<endl;
		Sleep(5000);
		cout<<"看看你的右上角x号，嘿嘿，它已经被禁用了"<<endl;
		Sleep(4000);
		cout<<"给你3秒钟，仔细看看";
		Sleep(3000);
		cout<<endl<<"没办法了吧...找吧"<<endl;
		Sleep(3000);
		cout<<"   1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10"<<endl;
		cout<<"1  l l l l l l l l l l "<<endl;
		cout<<"2  l l l l l l l l 1 l "<<endl;
		cout<<"3  l l l l l l l l l l "<<endl;
		cout<<"4  l l l l l l l l l l "<<endl;
		cout<<"请依次输入不同的行数、列数:";
		int x,y;
		cin>>x>>y;
		if (x==2&&y==9)
		{
			cout<<endl<<"答对了！"<<endl;
			cout<<"实话告诉你吧，";
			ff();
			cout<<"继续..."; 
		}
		else
		{
			cout<<"实话告诉你吧，";
			ff();
			cout<<"继续..."; 
		}
		Sleep(5000);
		cout<<endl<<"CSDN上大名鼎鼎的PUBG坑人程序听说过没有？";
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<endl<<"复刻版：";
		Sleep(2000);
		system("cls");
		cout<<endl<<"|— —'|"<<endl;
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<"怕什么，吓唬你的";
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<endl<<"__________________________分割线__________________________"<<endl;
		cout<<"作者:今天，你是std"<<endl;
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<"今天，萌新在做题"<<endl;
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<"题目:输入两个整数，输出他们的和"<<endl;
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<"std:哎，cout、return给你，写吧"<<endl;
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<"萌新没写int main(),程序报错,报错信息：'cout' does not name a type";
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<endl<<"作者:这波操作两个字:出乎意料"<<endl;
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<"萌新上CSDN找了一个答案，复制过来，把你删掉了";
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<endl<<"__________first kill__________"<<endl;
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<"今天，萌新在写坑人游戏,萌新一塌糊涂。";
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<endl<<"萌新上CSDN，他输入c++坑人游戏，找到了这个程序";
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<"萌新给了作者一个关注，把代码输了过来";
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<endl<<"作者:真香~";
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<endl<<"恰巧，萌新的程序也运行到了你这个地方";
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<endl<<"突然，他的电脑上显示'您的电脑将在60秒后关闭'";
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<endl<<"萌新吓了一跳，他的电脑关机了，可他的代码没有保存...";
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<endl<<"__________大宝 kill__________"<<endl;
		Sleep(2000);
		cout<<"全剧终，再见";
	}
	return 0;
}